let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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