Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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