youre lurking in front of me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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