Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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