We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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