You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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