i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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