I can't breathe out the right side of my face
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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