I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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