don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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