You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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