btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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