I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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