Are we in a gay sports bar?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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