; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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