Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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