do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i now understand why vodka
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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