why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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