the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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