i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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