It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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