I can text with my tongue
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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