my vag is so smooth its legendary
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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