It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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