The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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