i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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