I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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