There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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