Will you blow on my dice?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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