so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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