we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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