That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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