I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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