that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
