Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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