Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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