Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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