Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
