Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is it because I queefed?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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