Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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