Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We need to get me chipped asap
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
