Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
there is glitter all over my balls
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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