just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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