question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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