sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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