The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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