I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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