Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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