first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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