i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
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Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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