Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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