ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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