I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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