FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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