he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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