you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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