I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just pee around me
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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