Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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